We’re the good-natured uncle who let you have a whole beer at Christmas. That’s us. We’re not much of a travel business, we’re more like the ugly kid you liked at school who’s now... well... he’s still ugly. That’s us. The still ugly kid! We’re the feeling you get when you get pressured into going to a club even though you hate clubs so you just get trashed drunk and embarrass your friends so, hey, clubs, maybe they’re alright. ! We’re alright too!
We’re less like a tour company, we’re more of that time you saw that old woman’s boobs in the hospital and they were so weird that you tried not to look but you’ve thought about them at least two times since. We’re those two times. We’re that person you barely know who you sometimes sext.
We’re that smell from when you didn’t shower after sex but still go about your business for the rest of the day... People don’t realise they can smell it, but trust me, they smell it, and it stinks of glory.
That’s us. Glory sex-smell. We hope you like the smell.
Stoke does travel your way. Stoke won’t herd you around with inflexible itineraries, Stoke doesn’t lose track of the beauty of travel. None of Stoke’s trips are identical, but there is a consistent theme. We like to consider our guests to be participants in the experience, not observers. There are no hostage situations here. You can arrive when you like, and leave when you like. We offer the flexibility to travel when suits you, on the days that suit you, and in the way that suits you.
We don’t want to see busloads of people from just the one nationality eating, partying and traveling together. The general rule of thumb is that people from other lands are always far sexier than people from our home countries. Always. Plus, they generally know about things that we don’t know about at home, and you can normally get away with a bit of exaggeration of your stories. Who can argue with that?
Stoke Travel cover all the major cultural festivals across Europe that backpackers notoriously visit, as well as smaller ones that not everyone has heard of, but sure wish they had.
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