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Is The Church really closing?

Alright already, stop with the questions..... We never meant to make you sad…

Normal service is over. There’s just no getting away from it.

There will be NO regular Sunday sessions.

But it is clear from your INCREDIBLE response to this news ( 1+ million views on FB…wtf!!!) that THE CHURCH must go on, one way or another.

So sinners, we’ve gone underground where we have been scheming and plotting a series of POP UP Church sessions

We reckon you could guess a few of the dates that we might pop up on. Here’s some clues…green and gold, just plain green and blue and red… and they all like partying, a lot!

If you want to be in the know as news breaks about these special one-offs you really ought to join the waitlists below. If you’re on the list you’ll be the first to have the chance to get tickets and after that it’s a free-for-all. The choice is yours.

In the meantime, we will be escaping the bunker every now and then for a bit of refreshment. We had a wicked trip to Ascot on an old London bus and there’s another boat party on the cards. Join us!


Dates Waitlists:

24th January 2016: HERE

20th March 2016: HERE

1st May 2016: HERE


Church Shirts

You asked for shirts, get them HERE.


Christmas Boat Party – 13th December 2015

Grab your Santa suit and come celebrate the festive season with hundreds of fellow Santa's this winter. We will be substituting the dull milk and cookies for a day filled with naughtiness and jolly god damn fun!! Purchase your tickets: HERE


Until next time Sinners!!!


Love The Church Crew