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Is The Church really closing?

Is The Church really closing?

Alright already, stop with the questions..... We never meant to make you sad…

Normal service is over. There’s just no getting away from it.

There will be NO regular Sunday sessions.

But it is clear from your INCREDIBLE response to this news ( 1+ million views on FB…wtf!!!) that THE CHURCH must go on, one way or another.

So sinners, we’ve gone underground where we have been scheming and plotting a series of POP UP Church sessions

We reckon you could guess a few of the dates that we might pop up on. Here’s some clues…green and gold, just plain green and blue and red… and they all like partying, a lot!

If you want to be in the know as news breaks about these special one-offs you really ought to join the waitlists below. If you’re on the list you’ll be the first to have the chance to get tickets and after that it’s a free-for-all. The choice is yours.

In the meantime, we will be escaping the bunker every now and then for a bit of refreshment. We had a wicked trip to Ascot on an old London bus and there’s another boat party on the cards. Join us!

 

Dates Waitlists:

24th January 2016: HERE

20th March 2016: HERE

1st May 2016: HERE

 

Church Shirts

You asked for shirts, get them HERE.

 

Christmas Boat Party – 13th December 2015

Grab your Santa suit and come celebrate the festive season with hundreds of fellow Santa's this winter. We will be substituting the dull milk and cookies for a day filled with naughtiness and jolly god damn fun!! Purchase your tickets: HERE

 

Until next time Sinners!!!

 


Love The Church Crew

You are invited to our Circus Freak Show this Early May Bank Holiday!!

You are invited to our Circus Freak Show this Early May Bank Holiday!!

Roll up, roll up for a sinful Sunday like no other. Pack up your feather boa, dust off your hula hoop, fasten your top hat and run away for an afternoon at our twisted Circus.

Get ready to be transported into a carnival of curiosity and rebellion, be amazed by our freakishly awesome stage acts and circus themed décor.

With doors opening at 12pm, get yourself down early for HAPPY HOUR from 12pm - 1pm. Get drinks at our sweet Happy Hour price - £2 BEERS AND CIDER.

No circus (well our Church Circus) is ever complete without a few rounds of BEER PONG so come down between 12pm – 1pm and play your hand with our small orange balls.

We have a great show planned with our favourite clown Noel Brodie hosting our show. We have freakish styled performances which include fire, wax and of course BOOBS!!!

From 6pm – 8pm The Bondi Beach Bums will keep the CIRCUS pumping playing classic singalong rock tunes – fist pumping mandatory.

And… at 6pm because it’s still HELLA early and we are crazy circus freaks the party will continue at our After Party at The Clapham Grand. Make sure to pick up your flyer from the London Cheerleaders on the way out to receive free entry.

So what are you waiting for.. Come and party with us at our Big Top, Electric Brixton. It’s time to get your freak on!!!

Purchase your tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/circus-freak-show-bank-holiday-sunday-3rd-may-2015-tickets-14722193477

#LETTHESINBEGIN

Proudly brought to you by the Church Party Bar, still Rockin' since 1979.

The Church goes on holiday… To party with livestock!!

The Church goes on holiday… To party with livestock!!

3rd July to 8th July 2015.

Book your seat on The Church’s Bus to Pamplona.. Rolling out of London on 3rd July at 6pm.

After a night’s travelling filled with rest and revelry, you’ll arrive in a breath taking, greener-than-you-ever-thought-possible town in the Basque Country of Spain. As the bus shifts gears through the streets, you’ll hit a traffic circle and angle skyward. This hill you’re climbing, this luscious, fertile landscape rolling in front of you, this is Stoke Travel stomping grounds, and it’s where you’re headed. The camp attendant will waive the bus through and…wait, is that a vineyard off to the right? Why yes it is. A source of the nectar you’ll be enjoying for free because you fucking rock and brought your Stoke Booze Card, which nets you free beer, wine and sangria because these guys treat you right.

You’ll be present for the Fourth of July party in San Sebastian before awakening (or continuing on) to the other Stoke campsite in Pamplona which is your rocking home for two nights.

The Fiesta de San Fermín in Pamplona will be a five minute bus ride away. You’ll be minutes from where you want to be in the world when 6th July (Opening Ceremony) rolls around. You are cordially dared to find a better party!!! But until one of the shuttles comes, hang out, chill out. Talk some shit and take some right back. Dance. Eat some bull balls. Watch the sunset. Do whatever you want because with our BFF's Stoke there are no itineraries and no inhibitions.

Reserve your space by emailing hello@thechurch.co.uk .

Important details:

  • TRANSPORT: Return overnight bus from central London.

  • PICK UP DETAILS: Church bus leaves at 6pm on Friday, 3rd July from a central London location, arriving at San Sebastian camp by noon on Saturday.

  • CAMPSITE: San Sebastian (first night) - situated in a little town called Zarautz, Stoke Travel have a beautiful campsite on a hill overlooking the bay with a short walk down the cliff to the beach. Pamplona (second & third night) - A short distance from the festival.

  • ACCOMMODATION: Camping (twin share tent, mattress and sleeping bags all included and set up for you).

  • FOOD: Hot breakfast and dinner every night.

  • TRANSFERS: 3 euros. To and from the Bull Run every 3 hours throughout the day.

  • BOOZE: As a Church customer you receive unlimited beer and sangria.

  • CHURCH GOODIE BAG

  • DEPOSIT: £50 non-refundable deposit with the remaining balance paid on 22nd May 2015 (6 weeks prior)

  • PRICE: £310

Easter Sunday Service

Easter Sunday Service

Attention all rebellious Bishops, naughty Nuns, playful Priests and mischievous Ministers!!!

To fulfil those all-important ‘Church’ duties you are required to attend our “holy” service this Easter Sunday from 2pm – 8pm at The Church’s place of worship, Electric Brixton (Town Hall Parade, Brixton, London, SW2 1RJ).

This service will be led by our favourite Aussie Bogan’s (the masterminds behind Bogan Bingo) who will be reciting passages from their very own Bogan Bible and enticing sinful shenanigans throughout the day – be prepared for some very ungodly language!!  The risqué entertainment and stage games we have in store is sure to have you running to the confessional box.. “Forgive me father for I have sinned”

This Easter we are joining forces with Focallocal who are organising London’s International Pillow Fight being held at 3pm at Trafalgar Square the day before (Saturday, 4th April 2015). The Church are lucky enough to be hosting their After After Party for those crazy pillow swinging lot who are keen to continue the celebrations and party with us this Easter.

The normal Church show will run from 2pm to 6pm with live music continuing until 8pm.

Come and replenish your sins, drink our holy water, rock out to your favourite hymns and celebrate the life of the Holy One with us this Easter Sunday.

Alleluia!!

Proudly brought to you by the Church Party Bar, giving new meaning to the term ‘Easter Sunday Church Service’.