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You are invited to our Circus Freak Show this Early May Bank Holiday!!

You are invited to our Circus Freak Show this Early May Bank Holiday!!

Roll up, roll up for a sinful Sunday like no other. Pack up your feather boa, dust off your hula hoop, fasten your top hat and run away for an afternoon at our twisted Circus.

Get ready to be transported into a carnival of curiosity and rebellion, be amazed by our freakishly awesome stage acts and circus themed décor.

With doors opening at 12pm, get yourself down early for HAPPY HOUR from 12pm - 1pm. Get drinks at our sweet Happy Hour price - £2 BEERS AND CIDER.

No circus (well our Church Circus) is ever complete without a few rounds of BEER PONG so come down between 12pm – 1pm and play your hand with our small orange balls.

We have a great show planned with our favourite clown Noel Brodie hosting our show. We have freakish styled performances which include fire, wax and of course BOOBS!!!

From 6pm – 8pm The Bondi Beach Bums will keep the CIRCUS pumping playing classic singalong rock tunes – fist pumping mandatory.

And… at 6pm because it’s still HELLA early and we are crazy circus freaks the party will continue at our After Party at The Clapham Grand. Make sure to pick up your flyer from the London Cheerleaders on the way out to receive free entry.

So what are you waiting for.. Come and party with us at our Big Top, Electric Brixton. It’s time to get your freak on!!!

Purchase your tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/circus-freak-show-bank-holiday-sunday-3rd-may-2015-tickets-14722193477

#LETTHESINBEGIN

Proudly brought to you by the Church Party Bar, still Rockin' since 1979.

The Church goes on holiday… To party with livestock!!

The Church goes on holiday… To party with livestock!!

3rd July to 8th July 2015.

Book your seat on The Church’s Bus to Pamplona.. Rolling out of London on 3rd July at 6pm.

After a night’s travelling filled with rest and revelry, you’ll arrive in a breath taking, greener-than-you-ever-thought-possible town in the Basque Country of Spain. As the bus shifts gears through the streets, you’ll hit a traffic circle and angle skyward. This hill you’re climbing, this luscious, fertile landscape rolling in front of you, this is Stoke Travel stomping grounds, and it’s where you’re headed. The camp attendant will waive the bus through and…wait, is that a vineyard off to the right? Why yes it is. A source of the nectar you’ll be enjoying for free because you fucking rock and brought your Stoke Booze Card, which nets you free beer, wine and sangria because these guys treat you right.

You’ll be present for the Fourth of July party in San Sebastian before awakening (or continuing on) to the other Stoke campsite in Pamplona which is your rocking home for two nights.

The Fiesta de San Fermín in Pamplona will be a five minute bus ride away. You’ll be minutes from where you want to be in the world when 6th July (Opening Ceremony) rolls around. You are cordially dared to find a better party!!! But until one of the shuttles comes, hang out, chill out. Talk some shit and take some right back. Dance. Eat some bull balls. Watch the sunset. Do whatever you want because with our BFF's Stoke there are no itineraries and no inhibitions.

Reserve your space by emailing hello@thechurch.co.uk .

Important details:

  • TRANSPORT: Return overnight bus from central London.

  • PICK UP DETAILS: Church bus leaves at 6pm on Friday, 3rd July from a central London location, arriving at San Sebastian camp by noon on Saturday.

  • CAMPSITE: San Sebastian (first night) - situated in a little town called Zarautz, Stoke Travel have a beautiful campsite on a hill overlooking the bay with a short walk down the cliff to the beach. Pamplona (second & third night) - A short distance from the festival.

  • ACCOMMODATION: Camping (twin share tent, mattress and sleeping bags all included and set up for you).

  • FOOD: Hot breakfast and dinner every night.

  • TRANSFERS: 3 euros. To and from the Bull Run every 3 hours throughout the day.

  • BOOZE: As a Church customer you receive unlimited beer and sangria.

  • CHURCH GOODIE BAG

  • DEPOSIT: £50 non-refundable deposit with the remaining balance paid on 22nd May 2015 (6 weeks prior)

  • PRICE: £310

Easter Sunday Service

Easter Sunday Service

Attention all rebellious Bishops, naughty Nuns, playful Priests and mischievous Ministers!!!

To fulfil those all-important ‘Church’ duties you are required to attend our “holy” service this Easter Sunday from 2pm – 8pm at The Church’s place of worship, Electric Brixton (Town Hall Parade, Brixton, London, SW2 1RJ).

This service will be led by our favourite Aussie Bogan’s (the masterminds behind Bogan Bingo) who will be reciting passages from their very own Bogan Bible and enticing sinful shenanigans throughout the day – be prepared for some very ungodly language!!  The risqué entertainment and stage games we have in store is sure to have you running to the confessional box.. “Forgive me father for I have sinned”

This Easter we are joining forces with Focallocal who are organising London’s International Pillow Fight being held at 3pm at Trafalgar Square the day before (Saturday, 4th April 2015). The Church are lucky enough to be hosting their After After Party for those crazy pillow swinging lot who are keen to continue the celebrations and party with us this Easter.

The normal Church show will run from 2pm to 6pm with live music continuing until 8pm.

Come and replenish your sins, drink our holy water, rock out to your favourite hymns and celebrate the life of the Holy One with us this Easter Sunday.

Alleluia!!

Proudly brought to you by the Church Party Bar, giving new meaning to the term ‘Easter Sunday Church Service’.

Green, Orange and Guinness – 15th March 2pm – 8pm @ The Coronet

Green, Orange and Guinness – 15th March 2pm – 8pm @ The Coronet

“Lads, lasses and leprechauns! Do you have your boozing arms ready for one of the biggest, rowdiest and GREENEST days in the drinking calendar? “

“Is the Pope Catholic? Of course you do!!!” This March The Church London is proud to present…

ST PATRICK’S DAY SPECIAL – We are heading back to our old home THE CORONET for this event only, so we can celebrate with even more of you this St Paddies Day!!

The Church promises a day of Guinness swilling, bad behaving, sexy stripping, Irish singing and all round Irish awesomeness!

Whether Irish by blood or by heart, come along and find yourself three sheets to the wind amongst a sea of green and orange as we celebrate the land of shamrocks and magic.

On 15th March the infamous Church show will kick off at 2pm with Noel Brodie hosting, our favourite sexy burlesque group Fifi Femelle will be seducing all the lads whilst the ladies will be screaming for more once they see what Tyson is packing. We will have a live band playing all your favourite classic Irish tunes from 6pm – 8pm.

With the luck of the Irish shining down on us and the Church crew beering us on, St Patricks Day at The Church promises to be one of the rowdiest events on the 2015 drinking calendar. With Guinness flowing like the mighty Shannon river and debaucherous antics ensuing throughout the day, let’s get jolly, snattered, elephants and rubbered by Lily the Pink. Or, as we like to say – let’s PARTY!

In the words of the great Irish poet William Butler Yeats, “The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.”

Fellas and floozies, head down to The Coronet for The Church St Patricks Day Party, 2pm- 8pm, Sunday 15th of March 2015… 

Sláinte!

Proudly brought to you by the Church Party Bar, still Rockin' since 1979.